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Animals Florida

It is illegal to tie an elephant to a parking meter without paying.

Status: Still Enforced / On the Books

The Law Explained

If you happen to commute via pachyderm, you still owe the city its quarter. This law allegedly dates back to circus performers wintering in Florida who would tie their exotic animals to street fixtures. The state decided that if an animal takes up a parking spot, standard fees apply.

๐Ÿ“š Source / Legal Code

Official Code Citation: Florida Statutes ยง 316.196
Where to look:

State Uniform Traffic Control

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