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Misc Miami Beach, Florida

You cannot skateboard inside a police station.

Status: Still Enforced / On the Books

The Law Explained

In a surprisingly specific slice of municipal law, Miami Beach explicitly forbids riding a skateboard inside a police facility. One can only assume some daring 1980s skater kids decided to grind on the precinct captain's desk, prompting city officials to formally ban the activity.

๐Ÿ“š Source / Legal Code

Official Code Citation: Miami Beach Code of Ordinances ยง 70-71
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Traffic and Vehicles

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