It is illegal to bite someone with false teeth, which carries a steeper penalty than natural teeth.

The Law Explained

According to a quirky historical interpretation of Louisiana battery laws, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered simple battery. However, if you pop in a set of dentures and bite someone, it becomes aggravated battery because the false teeth are legally classified as a 'dangerous weapon.' Choose your dental hardware wisely before getting into a brawl.