It is illegal to wear roller skates into a public restroom.

The Law Explained

Sanford decided that combining slippery tile floors, cramped bathroom stalls, and wheels attached to your feet was a recipe for disaster. This hyper-specific ordinance was likely passed after an unfortunate incident involving a skater who lost their balance at the urinal. To protect the dignity and safety of all restroom patrons, skates must be removed at the door.