It is illegal to hunt, harass, or kill Bigfoot.

The Law Explained

In an effort to protect the legendary Sasquatch, local ordinances declared the creature an endangered species. Originally passed in 1969 as a publicity stunt and tongue-in-cheek conservation effort, slaying Bigfoot was deemed a felony. The law was later amended to make it a gross misdemeanor, just in case the hairy hominid actually exists.